thelilnan:

stickittothemandria:

dampsandwich:

why would you even drop acid? people are gonna slip on it and hurt themselves!

only drop the acid if you can neutralize it by dropping the base

I finally understand dubstep

blakeliversage:

sticks and stones may break your bones but my dick would absolutely destroy you

sharonosbourne:

saddeer:

my printer can suck a dick 

what kind of printer do you have

purplewhalesofdeath:

*Laminated paper wobbling sound*

growlithed:

i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need to do and its fucking overwhelming and i distance myself from it and do things that bring at least some enjoyment and then i get even more overwhelmed when ive procrastinated for too long i cant win its a vicious cycle

bullied:

why reach for the stars when you can reach for my ass

sometimes when i drop something i’ll just stand there and groan until someone picks it up for me